For All You Dog Lovers

**My aunt sent this to me this morning. It was too cute not to share!**

TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Please help me to remember to be a good dog! Here's a list

• I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
• The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
• The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
• Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".
• I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
• I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house- not after.
• I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
• I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
• The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes thatnoise, it's usually not a good thing.