Why is it that EVERY.TIME. I clean our bathroom, Matt thinks that's an invitation to shave his face?
He says he cleans up after himself, but I always seem to find little whisker hairs in the sink.
Why is it that when my dog pukes, she always manages to get ALL.OF.IT on the carpet?
I mean even if she's standing on the tile floor & feels the urge to throw up, she makes a beeline to the carpet.
Why is that when Matt SEES me doing laundry, he still puts his dirty clothes in the hamper in his closet?
I guess I should be thankful that he actually puts his dirty clothes in the hamper, instead of all over the house.
Why is it that Target, Wal-Mart & Walgreens don't carry Tide With a Touch of April Fresh Downy (powder detergent) anymore?
I mean, come on, I finally found a detergent that doesn't make Matt break out in hives & now it's nowhere to be found.
Why is it that EVERY.TIME. I sweep or Dust Bust the kitchen floor, Matt, Maisy or I track dirt or grass in the house?
Why is it that those really big mosquitoes always seem to find me & me only?
I go outside with Maisy & they automatically swarm to me.
Matt goes outside & they get out of his way.
Why is it that I'm addicted to March Madness?
I can't stop watching basketball.
I was at the gym today & I couldn't tear myself off the bike because of the Florida / Purdue game.
A man on the bike next to me (& Matt) was rooting for Purdue because of all the times Florida has beaten the Razorbacks in football & basketball.
One of my brackets has Florida winning the entire tournament.
The other bracket has North Carolina winning.
I'm in 1st place with that bracket!
Why is that I didn't buy this really cute dress at Old Navy when I was there 2 weeks ago?
Today, when I went back, the only sizes left were XL & XXL.
I did, however, find some really cute black Gaucho Capri's that tie in the front.
Maybe you can explain this to me because I'd really like to know if I'm the only one this kind of stuff happens to.